How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

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What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.