How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.