How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.