How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!