How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude