How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.