What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps