Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom