What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.