Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

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What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls