Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."