It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
To see how long he slept for.
Heavy petting.
Once they're blown, they're useless.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
Because at any moment they could bleet out
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
The p is silent.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.