What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!