Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it