Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.