What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Close Relative Jokes More Close Relative Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.