What do paper towels call their family?

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The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

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What do paper towels call their family?

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What do paper towels call their family?

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car