How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake