Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.