Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert