They needed a developer.
None. That's a hardware problem.
Because of the overflow errors!
Hyruleglyphics.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
It got fired.
Inspecting mirrors
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
They always miss the shot
Because you never get a goodbuy from them
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.