Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them