Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.