What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.