What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.