Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.