Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
One. But he wishes it took two.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Guden Tight
Guten tag!
Make that change"
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!
Because it's inefficient!
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .