How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!