How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !