Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
None cuz it's already lit af
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
A what?
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Flatman and Ribbon