How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?