What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.