Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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England's return flight.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!