Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage