Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker