Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands