Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here