Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here