Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

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