Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Lawn Chair Jokes More Lawn Chair Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.