What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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He caught on fire.

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What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.