They both lie about their emissions.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
One good turn deserves another.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Because people kept toasting him!
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
She kept wetting the bed.
He caught on fire.
Emission impossible
