Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Premature emasculation.
Because it said, Concentrate.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Alfred the grate !
Because they can't even.
They just don't believe in labels.
It's like a metaphor.