Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Lily !
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
They prefer complete sentences.
Because they can't even.
It's like a metaphor.