What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.