What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.