What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language