What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof