Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.