Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got