Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

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The latter represents people that win.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake