Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.