Cupcake Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.