Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Because love means nothing to them.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
