Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
The Swallow.
Because is a raeli good country
Surrendre*
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
One second mom, I'm coming!
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.