Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.