What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.