What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.