What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.