What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.