How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.