Aftermath
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With a Ruff IRA.
Collecting stocks and bonds.
A 401(K-9).
With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.
He had a lot of cache.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
The number of the car that hit you.
Because he's the Blade Runner.
Wishful thinking. Obviously
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
Everywhere.
Nice.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
You don't call it, you pick it up.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
