Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.