Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.