Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Tell them a secret
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.