Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Play with others.

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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Michael Jackson

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Shake 'n Bake.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.