What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.