What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.