Not being retarded
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Because the best you can get is bronze.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Phelps.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
LeBronze James
He only Phelps himself.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
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Cross country
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
The 2016 Olympics.
Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
Walking.
A stretch
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Because he was Snow'den.
A lap
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Gopher gold.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Water Polio
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
So chi
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Walking
The long hump
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A Brazilian.
He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss
She has it bronzed.
Because there's always a cheetah
Because they're all in the US
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
It was I, **RIO**!!!
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
It didn't peso well.
He quit running.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
Froglights !
Not being
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Discus
Discus.
The baby has a soul.
makes choking sounds*
She always ran away from the ball
