What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!