Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.