Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.