Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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It ended in a tie.

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I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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Make-bereave

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What is hard to get from Straight men?

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.