What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said