What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.