What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.